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Require Staff Not Friends T-Shirt
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Require Staff Not Friends T-Shirt

Color: White
Maat: S
$29.99
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Fully on-brand ★★★★★ Version 1.0. No known bugs.

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Premium Everyday Comfort

100% Ring Spun Cotton. Softer, stronger, and more durable than standard cotton like your code should be, but isn't.

Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit, wash after wash.


4.5 oz lightweight fabric. Breathable enough to survive the summer on-call rotation.


Unisex true-to-size fit. Relaxed silhouette. Works out of the box for most body types.

Built to Last

Double-needle stitching at every stress point shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, sleeves. This tee won't deprecate on you.


Seamless quarter-turned collar. No center crease, no shape loss. Consistent across every wear, like code that actually has tests.


Tear-away label. Remove once. Zero dependencies.

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30-Day Money Back Guarantee. Not happy? Full refund. No edge cases, no exceptions.


Global Network Printed and fulfilled through our global partner network so your merch ships from somewhere nearby, not somewhere slow.

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No bugs detected

We didn’t look very hard, but still.

Look, everything else you touched today is broken. Your branch has conflicts. Your standup ran twelve minutes over. Someone pushed directly to main again.

The t-shirt works. That’s it. That’s the whole pitch.

Soft. Relaxed fit. Doesn’t crash. Doesn’t require a rollback. Hasn’t paged anyone at 3am, not once, not ever.

Honestly, it’s the most successful thing shipping out of your environment right now.

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    What materials are your products made of?

    We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees soft enough for cuddles, durable enough for playtime, and gentle on the skin. Exact materials may vary depending on the item, but you’ll find the details on each product page.